The family of The Count's Den cordially invite you to attend a surprise party for our favorite Uncle Leofwine's birthday - or "deathday", to be more precise.
How many years of undead prowling will he be celebrating?
Well, nobody's counting, and it's rude to ask anyway.
Join the family for an evening full to the neck of libations, gourmet mortal food and nocturnal revelry in honor of this gregarious and ... avuncular being.
And always prepare to be surprised - it is a "surprise party", after all.